Whatever, guys.  I don’t even like high fives.

Whoa, man, look at all those Leafs over there!  Wait, shouldn’t it be “Leaves?”  Maybe that’s just how they spell it in Canada.

Oh you…

Can anybody find me somebody to love?

If anyone actually follows this blog and is a real completist about things, you might have noticed that I never posted a sad hockey guy from the Stanley Cup Playoffs.  I think I was in denial.  I didn’t want to accept that the season had ended.  Now that the new season is starting (finally), I think it’s time to put last season to bed.

There are a lot of great photos out there but maybe someone out there has a favorite.  Send it along and I’ll feature it next week.

These Jersey guys have a lot of nerve running through our slumber party.

I seriously think I need a breath mint.

Whooops… I never made send off posts for the Coyotes and the Rangers.  So here they are, even though no one will see them because no one cares about the Coyotes and Rangers right now.

I don’t know why I thought I could beat Lundqvist in a Perfect Hair competition.  Fucking guy is just unbeatable.  

Look out!  Bear hug!  Aaahhhhhhh!

There are so many excellent Sad Flyers photos out there.  I’m having a hard time picking one for my Playoff Sadness post.

Ugh… I probably shouldn’t have had that gallon of Strawberry Quik before the game.

Whoa, I just had the craziest dream that there was more than one king!  So ridiculous.  Everyone knows that monarchies only have ONE king, right?  MONarchy, as in mono, as in one.  You can’t possibly have a whole team of kings.  Stupid Los Angeles.  

Wow, that was a long game!  I hope Alzner’s dogs are okay…

(context:  http://imgur.com/MM25u)

…why is no one consoling me?