Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line. Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?
There haven’t been any TOSG posts lately because my team made the Playoffs. I was preoccupied with watching the games and then spending hours debating the merits and demerits of each player and coaching decision and fucked up call on the ice. Also it felt like bad karma to make posts about sad hockey players because I didn’t want my team to end up on the end of a joke about being sad. Then my team was eliminated, and it was my turn to be that one sad guy for a few days.
I’m finally done feeling sorry for myself. I have some catching up to do. For the next few days, enjoy these posts of sad guys being eliminated from the Playoffs. Sooner or later I’ll catch up with the actual games and we’ll be able to laugh at sad guys in a more timely fashion.
There are going to be a lot more sad guys in the weeks to come - more than I can keep up with. Don’t forget to send any truly disheartening ones my way. Submission button on the right, @sadhockey, or Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/SadHockey)
"Hey, you in the Isles jersey! You see this line? Don’t cross this line. Only Penguins are allowed to cross this line."
"Oh yeah? Well I’m gonna draw my OWN line, and no Penguins are allowed to cross it, so don’t even think about it."