…why is no one consoling me?  

Gosh… Perreault is so dreamy…

I really should have learned how to ice skate before I signed up for hockey.

Hey, wait…this isn’t my hat.  Where’s MY hat?  I could have sworn I left it right here!

I FUCKING HATE STICKS!

What?  I always sleep like this.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Uhnnnggg will you please be quiet back there?  Your celebration is hurting my hangover.

Bergenheim!  Are you alright?  Do need me to get help or something?  

I’m so sad that I’m going to skate over here and attempt to break this stick over my knee.

Elmer Lach and Maurice “Rocket” Richard celebrate while some unknown Bruins guy feels sad about not wearing a helmet while playing a very dangerous game.  

Hey, you guys… I actually feel kind of bad for that sad guy.

Sad because I think these Boston guys are laughing at me.