Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

Huh, what do you know?  My skates are on the wrong feet!

I could go for a good cry right about now.

“Ugh why do they always have to rub their happy relationship in everyone else’s faces?!” 

A reader directed me to this blog about the Chicago Blackhawks, where I found a quality sad guy.  The rest of the blog is pretty entertaining as well.

Great.  Now all anyone’s ever going to talk about is how that guy scored 8 points in one game against us.  We are never going to hear the end of this.

Just once I wish someone would remember my birthday.

Don’t look back, man.  Just don’t look back.

It’s a loooooong walk to my house from here…

Is that supposed to be your bear impression?

Looks like rain, if you ask me.

It’s okay, buddy.  It’s going to be okay.

Don’t let my sadness get in the way of your good time, guys.

God, it’s so cold back here.

Cold shoulder of sadness.