That one sad guy
Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

Huh, what do you know?  My skates are on the wrong feet!

Huh, what do you know?  My skates are on the wrong feet!

I could go for a good cry right about now.

I could go for a good cry right about now.

"Ugh why do they always have to rub their happy relationship in everyone else’s faces?!" 

"Ugh why do they always have to rub their happy relationship in everyone else’s faces?!" 

A reader directed me to this blog about the Chicago Blackhawks, where I found a quality sad guy.  The rest of the blog is pretty entertaining as well.

A reader directed me to this blog about the Chicago Blackhawks, where I found a quality sad guy.  The rest of the blog is pretty entertaining as well.

Great.  Now all anyone’s ever going to talk about is how that guy scored 8 points in one game against us.  We are never going to hear the end of this.

Great.  Now all anyone’s ever going to talk about is how that guy scored 8 points in one game against us.  We are never going to hear the end of this.

Just once I wish someone would remember my birthday.

Just once I wish someone would remember my birthday.

Don’t look back, man.  Just don’t look back.

Don’t look back, man.  Just don’t look back.

It’s a loooooong walk to my house from here…

It’s a loooooong walk to my house from here…

Is that supposed to be your bear impression?

Is that supposed to be your bear impression?

Looks like rain, if you ask me.

Looks like rain, if you ask me.

It’s okay, buddy.  It’s going to be okay.

It’s okay, buddy.  It’s going to be okay.

Don’t let my sadness get in the way of your good time, guys.

Don’t let my sadness get in the way of your good time, guys.

God, it’s so cold back here.

God, it’s so cold back here.

Cold shoulder of sadness.

Cold shoulder of sadness.