Oh no, Latendresse is telling another one of his boring stories.
Aaaaaavee Mariiiiiiiiiaaaaaa…

I knew I picked the wrong day to quit drinking…
I’m going to get picked last again, aren’t I?
Come back! Don’t leave me! I love you…
Come on, guys! Quit throwing stuff at me!

…Oh, have we been playing hockey this whole time? I thought we were golfing. Sorry guys.

Man, if I would have known we were going to lose in the shoot out, I wouldn’t have bothered hanging around.
Check it out, guys - Hunwick’s playing with an invisible puck!
Do you guys think we ought to check on that guy back there?
Humbly I kneel before you, almighty kings…
Shit, I’ve been holding this stupid stick upside down the whole time.
Wait… if the cat has a 50% chance of being alive or dead as long as I don’t open the box, does that mean I should open it or not?