Oh you…
I don’t know why I thought I could beat Lundqvist in a Perfect Hair competition. Fucking guy is just unbeatable.
Wait, let me see if I got this right…if SOPA passes, That One Sad Guy won’t exist anymore! In fact, pretty much all of tumblr would be illegal. That makes me so sad that I completely didn’t even notice those Ranger guys over there celebrating some stupid goal. Man, if they knew about SOPA, they would probably sit the fuck down and call their representatives right away to say “Vote no on SOPA because it seriously sucks!”
*** In all seriousness guys, take a minute to learn about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). If SOPA passes, tumblr is gone. Hockey bloggers everywhere will be shut down. Contact your representatives before they go back to vote on December 21st. The internet depends on it.
Our vintage hockey sadness today is an image of Pavel Bure making the Rangers feel very sad (they apparently forgive him for this later, as Bure will retire in a Rangers uniform).
Bure was originally drafted in 1989 by the Vancouver Canucks, but due to Cold War weirdness he did not leave the Soviet Union to play in the NHL until 1991. After winning a pile of trophies in Vancouver (although not the Stanley Cup), he went on to play for the Florida Panthers. Bure lead both teams in points and goals in various years and is widely considered to be the best player to play on either team.
The underlying sadness of this photo is that Bure, in spite of being seriously awesome at hockey, has won neither the Stanley Cup or an Olympic gold.
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