I seriously think I need a breath mint.

Ugh… I probably shouldn’t have had that gallon of Strawberry Quik before the game.

Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

What do you know… I can see my house from here.

Hey, you!  Guy in the hat!  You suck!

…Oh, have we been playing hockey this whole time? I thought we were golfing. Sorry guys.

Guys, we’re in the middle of a game here.  You can pose for your yearbook photo later.

I wish I was cool enough to have a secret handshake like those guys.

Would it kill those guys to ask me to hang out with them once in a while?

They are just jealous of my mustache. 

Fuck it.  If you guys can’t be happy about your own goal, I’m not going to be happy either.