That one sad guy
I seriously think I need a breath mint.

I seriously think I need a breath mint.

Ugh… I probably shouldn’t have had that gallon of Strawberry Quik before the game.

Ugh… I probably shouldn’t have had that gallon of Strawberry Quik before the game.

Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line.  Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?  

What do you know… I can see my house from here.

What do you know… I can see my house from here.

Hey, you!  Guy in the hat!  You suck!

Hey, you!  Guy in the hat!  You suck!

…Oh, have we been playing hockey this whole time? I thought we were golfing. Sorry guys.

Guys, we’re in the middle of a game here.  You can pose for your yearbook photo later.

Guys, we’re in the middle of a game here.  You can pose for your yearbook photo later.

I wish I was cool enough to have a secret handshake like those guys.

I wish I was cool enough to have a secret handshake like those guys.

Would it kill those guys to ask me to hang out with them once in a while?

Would it kill those guys to ask me to hang out with them once in a while?

They are just jealous of my mustache. 

They are just jealous of my mustache. 

Fuck it.  If you guys can’t be happy about your own goal, I’m not going to be happy either.

Fuck it.  If you guys can’t be happy about your own goal, I’m not going to be happy either.