I seriously think I need a breath mint.
Ugh… I probably shouldn’t have had that gallon of Strawberry Quik before the game.
Aw, man, I don’t want to wait in this long line. Isn’t there a “10 Items or Less” line somewhere?
What do you know… I can see my house from here.
Hey, you! Guy in the hat! You suck!
…Oh, have we been playing hockey this whole time? I thought we were golfing. Sorry guys.
Guys, we’re in the middle of a game here. You can pose for your yearbook photo later.
I wish I was cool enough to have a secret handshake like those guys.
Would it kill those guys to ask me to hang out with them once in a while?
They are just jealous of my mustache.
Fuck it. If you guys can’t be happy about your own goal, I’m not going to be happy either.