Oh you…

Geno, get back here.  You’re supposed to shake my hand before you leave, like the sign says.

“Hey, you in the Isles jersey!  You see this line?  Don’t cross this line.  Only Penguins are allowed to cross this line.”

“Oh yeah?  Well I’m gonna draw my OWN line, and no Penguins are allowed to cross it, so don’t even think about it.”

“I hope I can grow a beard like Adam Burish when I grow up…” #ihavesensitiveskin http://t.co/uHzBHtiU 

Congrats to @thisisourjamdc, who wins the Caption Contest.  Bonus points were arbitrarily awarded for providing bonus material, which I hope you all enjoy.  @thisisourjam, you win… uh… I followed you on twitter.  And pride!  Don’t forget pride! 

Honorable mention goes to Facebook follower Rebecca for “It’s only you and me now, Mr. Glove,” because I giggled for a full minute after that one.

Caption Contest time!  Send in your captions for this photo.  The best submission will be posted on Monday.  Don’t disappoint me!

Reminder of how this works:  

-  Captions should be written from the point of view of the sad guy (or guys), not the happy guy (or guys).

-  That’s the only rule.

You can submit your captions through tumblr (use the “questions” button on the right), twitter (@sadhockey), or facebook (https://www.facebook.com/SadHockey).  

Good luck!

“Rawr!  Look at this stick!”

“sigh…Geno, I already looked at it.  Like a thousand times.”

Mom!  Mom!!!  MOOOOMMM!!!  MOM, LOOK!  He’s touching me!  Tell him to stop touching me!

I’ll be over on Twitter @SadHockey running my mouth about the Pens game, if any of my followers want to come on over and chirp me.

The Pittsburgh Penguins celebrate their defeat of Lego Man.

partylikearockstaal:

Suck my dick Rangers, that’s what Neal is saying

This showed up in my Tumblr feed.  Looks like TOSG’s work is done for the night.  

I’m just rubbing my eyes.  I swear I’m not crying.

“A” is for Avalanche

Alright guys, celebration has gone on long enough.  Seriously, it’s kind of embarrassing.  I don’t even want to be seen with all of you.

“What do you call that?  A flock?”

“Nah, I think a group of penguins is called a herd.”

“Maybe it’s a murder?  Like crows?  A murder of penguins.”

“… I’d like to murder some penguins…”

Editor’s note:  The correct answer is “colony.”