Awesome, now that hockey’s over I can get back to my first love - bowling!

Huh, what do you know?  My skates are on the wrong feet!

Pffft…whatever guys, I’ve totally gotten goals before.  It’s not a big deal.  

Left foot blue!

Now that this game is over I can get back to raising awareness about Blurry Face Syndrome.

Oh yeah.  Soaking this mouthguard in vodka was definitely the best idea I’ve ever had.

Oh, you guys wanted a team photo.  My bad.

Don’t look back, man.  Just don’t look back.

Here you go - one of the saddest hockey pictures ever taken.  Granted, this does not strictly follow the guidelines at TOSG, in that it is, in fact, an actual picture of sad guys and not an accidental picture of sad guys, and there are no happy guys to be seen.  But it’s seriously sad.  I mean, just look at these guys.  They were all so sure they were going to win, but after scoring only 8 goals to Boston’s 23 throughout the series, they had no choice but to watch the Bruins hoist the Stanley Cup.  More than likely, most of you have never felt quite this bad about yourselves, and you should be grateful for that.  

It’s a loooooong walk to my house from here…

It’s okay, buddy.  It’s going to be okay.

Oh, ok…  I guess just pout.

I don’t know why I even bothered.