I don’t know why I thought I could beat Lundqvist in a Perfect Hair competition. Fucking guy is just unbeatable.
Wow, that was a long game! I hope Alzner’s dogs are okay…
Sometimes a guy is so sad that he deserves his own special TOSG post, just so we can all see how sad he is.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the taunts of the Toronto Maple Leafs will never… well, okay, it stings a little.
Wait, let me see if I got this right…if SOPA passes, That One Sad Guy won’t exist anymore! In fact, pretty much all of tumblr would be illegal. That makes me so sad that I completely didn’t even notice those Ranger guys over there celebrating some stupid goal. Man, if they knew about SOPA, they would probably sit the fuck down and call their representatives right away to say “Vote no on SOPA because it seriously sucks!”
*** In all seriousness guys, take a minute to learn about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA). If SOPA passes, tumblr is gone. Hockey bloggers everywhere will be shut down. Contact your representatives before they go back to vote on December 21st. The internet depends on it.