That one sad guy
I don’t know why I thought I could beat Lundqvist in a Perfect Hair competition.  Fucking guy is just unbeatable.  

I don’t know why I thought I could beat Lundqvist in a Perfect Hair competition.  Fucking guy is just unbeatable.  

Wow, that was a long game!  I hope Alzner’s dogs are okay…

(context:  http://imgur.com/MM25u)

Wow, that was a long game!  I hope Alzner’s dogs are okay…

(context:  http://imgur.com/MM25u)

…why is no one consoling me?  

…why is no one consoling me?  

Gosh… Perreault is so dreamy…

Gosh… Perreault is so dreamy…

Sometimes a guy is so sad that he deserves his own special TOSG post, just so we can all see how sad he is.

Sometimes a guy is so sad that he deserves his own special TOSG post, just so we can all see how sad he is.

Where are those guys?  They said they’d meet me at the red dot at 7:00!  

Where are those guys?  They said they’d meet me at the red dot at 7:00!  

I will ninja-kick the shit out of you!

I will ninja-kick the shit out of you!

I think if I leave right now I can get to Häagen-Dazs before it closes…

I think if I leave right now I can get to Häagen-Dazs before it closes…


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the taunts of the Toronto Maple Leafs will never… well, okay, it stings a little.  

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but the taunts of the Toronto Maple Leafs will never… well, okay, it stings a little.  

Wait, let me see if I got this right…if SOPA passes, That One Sad Guy won’t exist anymore!  In fact, pretty much all of tumblr would be illegal.  That makes me so sad that I completely didn’t even notice those Ranger guys over there celebrating some stupid goal.  Man, if they knew about SOPA, they would probably sit the fuck down and call their representatives right away to say “Vote no on SOPA because it seriously sucks!”
*** In all seriousness guys, take a minute to learn about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA).  If SOPA passes, tumblr is gone.  Hockey bloggers everywhere will be shut down.  Contact your representatives before they go back to vote on December 21st.  The internet depends on it.  

Wait, let me see if I got this right…if SOPA passes, That One Sad Guy won’t exist anymore!  In fact, pretty much all of tumblr would be illegal.  That makes me so sad that I completely didn’t even notice those Ranger guys over there celebrating some stupid goal.  Man, if they knew about SOPA, they would probably sit the fuck down and call their representatives right away to say “Vote no on SOPA because it seriously sucks!”

*** In all seriousness guys, take a minute to learn about the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA).  If SOPA passes, tumblr is gone.  Hockey bloggers everywhere will be shut down.  Contact your representatives before they go back to vote on December 21st.  The internet depends on it.  

What IS the sound of one hand clapping..?

What IS the sound of one hand clapping..?

I could really use a hug right now.

I could really use a hug right now.

Dear God, please make Ovi shut the fuck up.  Thanks.

Dear God, please make Ovi shut the fuck up.  Thanks.

Sad to be left out of this awesome man hug.

Sad to be left out of this awesome man hug.

We are both a little sad back here.

We are both a little sad back here.