That one sad guy
Oh no, Latendresse is telling another one of his boring stories.

Oh no, Latendresse is telling another one of his boring stories.

Hey, do you mind not celebrating right in the middle of our synchronized swimming practice? 

Hey, do you mind not celebrating right in the middle of our synchronized swimming practice? 

"Hey, you in the Isles jersey!  You see this line?  Don’t cross this line.  Only Penguins are allowed to cross this line."
"Oh yeah?  Well I’m gonna draw my OWN line, and no Penguins are allowed to cross it, so don’t even think about it."

"Hey, you in the Isles jersey!  You see this line?  Don’t cross this line.  Only Penguins are allowed to cross this line."

"Oh yeah?  Well I’m gonna draw my OWN line, and no Penguins are allowed to cross it, so don’t even think about it."

Everybody stand back!!

Everybody stand back!!

Hey, what are you guys looking at?  Come on, let me see!  Guys?  Hey!  Let me see!!!

Hey, what are you guys looking at?  Come on, let me see!  Guys?  Hey!  Let me see!!!

If I leave right now, I bet I can get to the goalie store before it closes.

If I leave right now, I bet I can get to the goalie store before it closes.

I could go for a good cry right about now.

I could go for a good cry right about now.

Excuse me, I’d like to get by now.

Excuse me, I’d like to get by now.

Gosh… Perreault is so dreamy…

Gosh… Perreault is so dreamy…

Get out of my way, I’m trying to Landeskog over here!

Get out of my way, I’m trying to Landeskog over here!

"I hope I can grow a beard like Adam Burish when I grow up…" #ihavesensitiveskin http://t.co/uHzBHtiU 
Congrats to @thisisourjamdc, who wins the Caption Contest.  Bonus points were arbitrarily awarded for providing bonus material, which I hope you all enjoy.  @thisisourjam, you win… uh… I followed you on twitter.  And pride!  Don’t forget pride!  
Honorable mention goes to Facebook follower Rebecca for “It’s only you and me now, Mr. Glove,” because I giggled for a full minute after that one.

"I hope I can grow a beard like Adam Burish when I grow up…" #ihavesensitiveskin http://t.co/uHzBHtiU 

Congrats to @thisisourjamdc, who wins the Caption Contest.  Bonus points were arbitrarily awarded for providing bonus material, which I hope you all enjoy.  @thisisourjam, you win… uh… I followed you on twitter.  And pride!  Don’t forget pride! 

Honorable mention goes to Facebook follower Rebecca for “It’s only you and me now, Mr. Glove,” because I giggled for a full minute after that one.

Save yourself… go on without me!

Save yourself… go on without me!

Caption Contest time!  Send in your captions for this photo.  The best submission will be posted on Monday.  Don’t disappoint me!
Reminder of how this works:  
-  Captions should be written from the point of view of the sad guy (or guys), not the happy guy (or guys).
-  That’s the only rule.
You can submit your captions through tumblr (use the “questions” button on the right), twitter (@sadhockey), or facebook (https://www.facebook.com/SadHockey).  
Good luck!

Caption Contest time!  Send in your captions for this photo.  The best submission will be posted on Monday.  Don’t disappoint me!

Reminder of how this works:  

-  Captions should be written from the point of view of the sad guy (or guys), not the happy guy (or guys).

-  That’s the only rule.

You can submit your captions through tumblr (use the “questions” button on the right), twitter (@sadhockey), or facebook (https://www.facebook.com/SadHockey).  

Good luck!

Come on, man.  You got to be goalie last time!  

Come on, man.  You got to be goalie last time!