That one sad guy
Whoa, man, look at all those Leafs over there!  Wait, shouldn’t it be “Leaves?”  Maybe that’s just how they spell it in Canada.

Whoa, man, look at all those Leafs over there!  Wait, shouldn’t it be “Leaves?”  Maybe that’s just how they spell it in Canada.

"Ugh why do they always have to rub their happy relationship in everyone else’s faces?!" 

"Ugh why do they always have to rub their happy relationship in everyone else’s faces?!" 

Talk about rubbing it in…

Talk about rubbing it in…

They say people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones… but they shouldn’t have to just sit here while a bunch of jerks have a hug fest in their front yard.  That’s it.  I’m going out there and telling those kids to get off my lawn.

They say people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones… but they shouldn’t have to just sit here while a bunch of jerks have a hug fest in their front yard.  That’s it.  I’m going out there and telling those kids to get off my lawn.

A reader directed me to this blog about the Chicago Blackhawks, where I found a quality sad guy.  The rest of the blog is pretty entertaining as well.

A reader directed me to this blog about the Chicago Blackhawks, where I found a quality sad guy.  The rest of the blog is pretty entertaining as well.

Hey, you!  Guy in the hat!  You suck!

Hey, you!  Guy in the hat!  You suck!

Why wasn’t I invited to the party.

Why wasn’t I invited to the party.

…Oh, have we been playing hockey this whole time? I thought we were golfing. Sorry guys.

Watching the replay after giving up a goal. :’(

Watching the replay after giving up a goal. :’(

Here you go - one of the saddest hockey pictures ever taken.  Granted, this does not strictly follow the guidelines at TOSG, in that it is, in fact, an actual picture of sad guys and not an accidental picture of sad guys, and there are no happy guys to be seen.  But it’s seriously sad.  I mean, just look at these guys.  They were all so sure they were going to win, but after scoring only 8 goals to Boston’s 23 throughout the series, they had no choice but to watch the Bruins hoist the Stanley Cup.  More than likely, most of you have never felt quite this bad about yourselves, and you should be grateful for that.  

Here you go - one of the saddest hockey pictures ever taken.  Granted, this does not strictly follow the guidelines at TOSG, in that it is, in fact, an actual picture of sad guys and not an accidental picture of sad guys, and there are no happy guys to be seen.  But it’s seriously sad.  I mean, just look at these guys.  They were all so sure they were going to win, but after scoring only 8 goals to Boston’s 23 throughout the series, they had no choice but to watch the Bruins hoist the Stanley Cup.  More than likely, most of you have never felt quite this bad about yourselves, and you should be grateful for that.  

Man, if I would have known we were going to lose in the shoot out, I wouldn’t have bothered hanging around.

partylikearockstaal:

Suck my dick Rangers, that’s what Neal is saying

This showed up in my Tumblr feed.  Looks like TOSG’s work is done for the night.  

partylikearockstaal:

Suck my dick Rangers, that’s what Neal is saying

This showed up in my Tumblr feed.  Looks like TOSG’s work is done for the night.  

Oh, ok…  I guess just pout.

Oh, ok…  I guess just pout.